Original Posting to Alt.Discordia:
I was pondering creationism and evolutionism today. It occurred to me that
Discordian Creationism looks very similar, nay, identical to Darwinian
Evolutionism. Eris thinks, Okay, I'm bored. Let's make something. Well,
what to start with? How about an explosion? That'll be fun. (BOOM) Okay,
now we've got all this stuff floating around, let's clump some of this stuff
together, and oh look! this stuff spins well... hmm... well, how about a
set of stuff.... (much later) okay, let's try something really
interesting... life! That would be neat... (zot) okay, it's not as
interesting as I thought... well, what if it worked like this? Ouch, that
didn't work... Well, if it could do this.. hey, neat! Alright, let's try
something else.. whee!
Wow, there are so many Discordian Creationists out there... it's amazing...
Eventually, Eris came up with the idea of making living things that could
play with life like she could. That's us.
Last modified on Chaos 62, 3160 by
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