[DWJ] greetings

Anna Zofia Skarzynska ania at gnomic.freeserve.co.uk
Sun Dec 25 19:11:59 EST 2005

Erm, and the same to you, I think! ;)

Merry Xmas (apparently rebranded Winterval somewhere- or was that a spoof?) 


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Otter Perry" <ottertee at silverwinggraphics.com>
To: "Keith Krokyn" <sublimek at comcast.net>; <anchan at att.net>
Sent: Friday, December 23, 2005 7:36 PM
Subject: [DWJ] greetings

>I humbly apologise for being late, particularly to those who celebrate
> the solstice ....
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for
> an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
> non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the solstice holiday,
> practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
> of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
> religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice
> not to practice religious or secular traditions at all ...
> and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
> uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
> year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of 
> other
> cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great
> [not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country 
> or
> is the only 'America' in the world], and without regard to the race, 
> weight,
> creed, color, age, sex, gender preference, gender expression, physical
> ability, religious faith, sexual preference or choice of computer platform
> of the wishee.
> [By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.  This greeting
> is subject to clarification or withdrawal.  It is freely transferable with
> appropriate alterations to the original greeting.  It implies no promise
> by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or
> others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
> discretion of the wisher.  This wish is warranted to perform as expected
> within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or
> until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
> first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance
> of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.]
>                                                         from Otter [Perry]
>                                                         and Betsy's dog 
> Jake [Blues]
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