[DWJ] greetings

Otter Perry ottertee at silverwinggraphics.com
Fri Dec 23 14:36:58 EST 2005


I humbly apologise for being late, particularly to those who celebrate
the solstice ....


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes 
for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the solstice holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious 
persuasion
of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for 
the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their 
choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all ...

and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted 
calendar
year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of 
other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great
[not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other 
country or
is the only 'America' in the world], and without regard to the race, 
weight,
creed, color, age, sex, gender preference, gender expression, physical
ability, religious faith, sexual preference or choice of computer 
platform
of the wishee.

[By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.  This 
greeting
is subject to clarification or withdrawal.  It is freely transferable 
with
appropriate alterations to the original greeting.  It implies no promise
by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or
others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the 
sole
discretion of the wisher.  This wish is warranted to perform as expected
within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, 
or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance
of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.]

                                                         from Otter 
[Perry]
                                                         and Betsy's dog 
Jake [Blues]




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