greetings appropriate to the season

Otter Perry ottertee at
Wed Dec 22 11:39:52 EST 2004

> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes 
> for
> an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
> non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the solstice holiday,
> practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious 
> persuasion
> of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for 
> the
> religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their 
> choice
> not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . .
> and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
> uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted 
> calendar
> year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of 
> other
> cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great
> (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other 
> country or
> is the only "America" in the world), and without regard to the race,
> creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of 
> computer
> platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
> (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This 
> greeting
> is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable 
> with
> no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the 
> wisher
> to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and 
> is
> void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion 
> of
> the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the 
> usual
> application of good tidings for a period of one year,  or until the
> issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
> warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new 
> wish
> at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

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