bagels (was Re: Nonpareils, plus book recommendation)

M Elizabeth Parks meparks at
Sun Apr 1 21:15:30 EDT 2001

I've actually read that New York City has the highest concentration of
Jews in the world.  I have one friend who is very similar to the
stereotype of rich NYC Jew. . . . if you ask her about Jewish food, her
reply will involve sweet and sour *pork*.  I always thought that bagels
were Jewish food the same way that Chinese food is.

Anecdote: last year, a (Jewish) friend was talking about her family's
cooking, and said "Jews make good food."  Her roommate blinked, wrinkled
her nose, and asked, deadpan, "Baked or fried?"  The rest of that dialogue
is unrepeatable; I will tell you that we laughed so hard that people threw
things at us.

obDWJ: In Time City, when Leon, Viv, Inga, and Vivien are all cast out
into history, (connection being that a butter-pie covered Vivien was sent
to China) has anyone else ever worried about possible paradoxes that would
occur if Inga (send to Iceland as it was being settled, and the daughter
of the Icelandic Emporer) became her own ancestor?  And I have actually
always felt a bit bad for little Vivien--sure, she was very much a brat,
but she was also a little girl just sort of dumped into ancient China--I
can think of twenty horrible things that could happen to her off the top
of my head, and all of them are more likely than any pleasant alternative.



On Sun, 1 Apr 2001, Kyla Tornheim wrote:

> Date: Sun, 1 Apr 2001 20:45:59 -0400 (EDT)
> From: Kyla Tornheim <kyla at>
> Reply-To: dwj at
> To: dwj at
> Subject: bagels (was Re: Nonpareils, plus book recommendation)
> On Mon, 2 Apr 2001, Anna Skarzynska wrote:
> > How odd. There is a bagel bakery in Hackney, East London, and it's the real
> > thing, run by Jewish people, a family business etc., and they do bagels
> > which resemble those you get in supermarkets here, only a thousand times
> > better (the supermarket ones have American flags emblazoned upon them, so
> > they must be at least vaguely like the American ones). I can't believe that
> > East End Jews were trying to emulate Americans! This place has been around
> > for too long to be jumping on some kind of trendy food bandwagon. Please
> > explain?
> Well, I know that the best bagels are to be found in New York, just like
> the best delis. I think it's because that huge concentration of Jews from
> Eastern Europe that settled in New York City then developed these (forms
> of) these foods. And I hope that you weren't suggesting in the above
> comment that emulating Americans is a heinous thing to do. There are
> significantly more Jews in the US than there are in the UK (and more than
> in Israel, I think, which is interesting), and bagels have been around for
> far longer than the trend which led to places like Dunkin' Donuts making
> bagels (the wrong way, I might add).
> Just my pro-Jew-food two cents. :^)
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