On Second Thought (Was RE: Actors)
amergin at uclink4.berkeley.edu
Thu Aug 5 15:24:36 EDT 1999
At 03:01 PM 8/5/99, Elise wrote:
>Because I just realized what hollywood could potentially *do* if they
>bought the rights to an excellent book like Homeward Bounders. Gone are
>the main characters. The whole story becomes a starring vehicle for Tom
>Cruise as Konstam the Great Demon Hunter. Konstam v. Them. Konstam
>seeks wisdom from Him on his Rock. Konstam falls in love with a med
>student from another world (no doubt Nicole Kidman) and they have a
>risque sex scene after escaping a thrilling demon assault.
>So forget these emails were ever sent and, for pity's sake, don't put it
> >in the archive!
*snicker* I was just thinking much along the same lines today, except with
the Chrestomanci series... There used to be a series of rather annoying
shows here in America called the AfterSchool Specials (appropriately
named), which were built along the "child conquers problem and learns about
life" premise, complete with Obvious Turning Point in the child's Incorrect
Attitude. I just had this nasty vision of Brian and Mr. Wentworth having a
Genuine Father-Son-Understanding Moment (Witch Week) or the warring
families in Magician of Caprona making some sappy statement about How It Is
Great To Be Friends... *shudder* Knowing the show, the producers would
have picked a random Very Old Man (Richard Mulligan!) to play Chrestomanci,
since Age Equals Wisdom in film values...
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