Archer's Goon (Spoilers)

• The Goon is really Erskine, brother of Archer.

• Howard Sykes is really Venturus, brother of Archer and Erskine, and responsible for the whole 2,000 (word) débâcle, having inadvertently turned himself into a baby during time travel.

Putting it to the proof

Archer's Goon claims at the beginning to prove ten statements, which it does as follows:

1. A Goon is a being who melts into the foreground and sticks there.
2. Pigs have wings, making them hard to catch.
3. All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
4. When an irresistible force meets an immovable object, the result is a family fight.
5. Music does not always soothe the troubled breast.
6. An Englishman's home is his castle.
7. The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
8. One black eye deserves another.
9. Space is the final frontier, and so is the sewage farm.
10. It pays to increase your word power.

(A project for someone with spare time. Don't forget the moat!)